"Gremlins" (1984) - Twitter review

I thought I should continue tweeting while watching a movie. If you want to know how I manage to do both at the same time, I can say I was learning how to do it for a couple of years. This evening I watched "Gremlins" (1984). If you haven't seen it, you should beware of spoilers.

• It's directed by Joe Dante. As I know he was learning from the great Steven Spielberg.
• I like this atmosphere. 80s was a wonderful decade. #Gremlins
• There is something in a box, which makes strange noises and sings... #Gremlins?
• Ok, there are 3 rules how to take care of that creature. Always that magical number 3...
• Haha, 'never feed it after midnight'. Is it a gremlin or a blonde on diet?
• I like that billboard made in Indiana Jones style.
• It's a bit strange to watch a Christmas movie after sunny and warm day.
• Kathleen Kennedy helped to make it. She produced a bunch of great movies after and she likes working with Spielberg.
• Zach Galligan is so young here.
• Belinda Balaski is great playing an unhappy angry woman [bitch].
• Chris Columbus wrote its script. It was his second big movie as a screenwriter.
• That gremlin is the nicest creature I've ever seen. I hope he won't kill anybody...
• First lesson: not all inventions work properly. #Gremlins
• Second lesson: you should never water a gremlin. #Gremlins
• I have a strange feeling that I won't like them so much in the end. #Gremlins
• With every minute the movie's becoming scarier and scarier.
• Michael Winslow [who played Sgt. Larvell Jones in "Police Academy"] was voicing some of these #Gremlins.
• And they ATTACK! It means never judge people/creatures by their appearance. #Gremlins
• Third lesson: bad working inventions in the kitchen can save your life. Literally. #Gremlins
• Hoyt Axton is good portraying weird inventor. Nice man. #Gremlins
• Fourth lesson: drunk policemen are jerks. It's obvious, but still sometimes it can save your nerves and time.
• Why does Spielberg like to make stories about alien things?
• "Smokeless Ashtray can solve all your problems." I doubt it.
• These guys know how to party! #Gremlins
• And I like this cheery soundtrack.
• "Now I have another reason to hate Christmas." #Gremlins #quotes
• The final is something. Bloody, dramatic and funny. #Gremlins
• Definitely, 10/10. Classic. 

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"The Beaver" (2011) - Twitter review

As I like writing in Twitter as much as here, so I want to keep my coverage of "The Beaver" movie. I was tweeting about it while watching and it looks like a short reviews about what I like and dislike in that movie. So, probably, it's the weirdest review you've ever seen. Yes, I've put it in the right order.

About "The Beaver" (trailer, synopsis).

• Finally, I have time to watch BEAVER. First 10 min were witty. I doubt this movie is boring.
• If someone haven't seen it, they shouldn't read my tweets. Beware of spoilers :) #BEAVER
• Mel Gibson's suicide attempt was funny and ... pathetic. #BEAVER
• It looks that a person really needs help when starts talking to the puppet. #BEAVER
• Anton Yelchin is not a bad actor. #BEAVER
• I really like a screen duo Mel Gibson & Jodie Foster. Since their brilliant appearances in Maverick. #BEAVER
• #BEAVER in a strange movie, but still it's inspirational.
• But sex scenes along this puppet? Really? Definitely weird. And crazy. #BEAVER
• If #BEAVER were a TT, it will be fun. But I have no time for this :)
• After jokes and wittiness #BEAVER becomes more and more
  depressive.
• "Carpe diem" ("Seize the day"). #BEAVER
• I agree that drugs and shrinks can't save a person. #BEAVER
• Now I'm scared of that puppet... #BEAVER
• That graffiti is something! I wonder who did it... #BEAVER
• It's all about art therapy. #BEAVER
• And the prom speech was great. Very touching and truthful. #BEAVER
• Jennifer Lawrence was good, better than in "X-Men: First Class". #BEAVER
• How was Jodie Foster as a director? I can say she is more than just a talented actress. #BEAVER
• Ok, my #BEAVER coverage is over. I hope someone read it and find
  it useful :) 
• Oh, I almost forgot! It's 7/10. #BEAVER 

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